Halloween: Five biggest douchebags of the iconic fright franchise
By Joey Click
The Halloween series features many great characters, often undeserving of their fates. But some jerkoffs deserve a slow death by Michael Myers.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers — Courtesy of Dimension Films
It’s October and Halloween is in the air….and sometimes that smells.
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Throughout the Halloween franchise, decent characters are around every terrifying turn. Whether it’s Laurie Strode, Dr. Sam Loomis or Tommy Doyle, a lot of people in the Haddonfield universe are solid individuals. People you’d want to live next to — people you would gladly die next to.
But with today being Myers Monday, we’re taking a look at the unsavory characters of Haddonfield. The ones who you want to see die the moment they’re on screen. Usually you want characters to survive, but with these five douchebags, their deaths are welcomed.
So pick out a creepy costume, grab a map of Haddonfield and let’s go trick’r’treating as 1428 Elm presents the five biggest douchbags of the Halloween franchise.